It is no longer news that Lionel Messi of Argentina has won his 7th Ballon d'Or. As we celebrate with the undeniable G.O.A.T, let those who know him take this message to him.

Dear Messi,
It's finally confirmed that you are wicked, merciless.
You are not Messi, as in Mercy,
You're Messiless.
Otherwise, why 7 Ballon d'Or all alone?
Why not let other people win?
Have you considered the many heartaches you are causing?

OK, make I tok to you with brokin bicos na Naija guy I be.
Shey you no even think say bandits fit visit you to collect the Ballon d'Or?
Hmmm, Messiless stop this wickedness and be ya brother's keeper oh.
Congratulation sha, we're happy for you oh Messiless one.

Cc: infoqueen