E get one particular restaurant wey i dey go chop 4 G.R.A. E get one oyinbo wey dey always come chop there too...
Anytime dis oyinbo chop finish, he go shout ''Hey'', so I wonder wetin dey make am shout. I decided to chop wetin d oyinbo dey always chop so maybe me self go shout too. When I reach d restaurant yesterday evening, I order wetin d man dey chop. Dem tell me say na chicken & red wine, so i chop am finish, i no shout.
I collect extra plate, but i no still shout. I say dis oyinbo na mumu o, wetin dey make am shout like dat? Na so i just vex ask 4 my bill. The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken & red wine na N75,000 then d extra plate too na another N75,000. Na then I shout hey! heyy!! heyyy!!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyy...........Up till now, I still dey shout ....
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A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guys window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry officer I cant do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that Ill have a really bad asthma attack." "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I cant do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, Ill bleed to death." "Well, then we need a urine sample." "Im sorry officer I cant do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that Ill get really low blood sugar." "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line." "I cant do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because Im too drunk to do that.

A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guys window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry officer I cant do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that Ill have a really bad asthma attack." "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I cant do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, Ill bleed to death." "Well, then we need a urine sample." "Im sorry officer I cant do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that Ill get really low blood sugar." "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line." "I cant do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because Im too drunk to do that.

A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guys window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry officer I cant do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that Ill have a really bad asthma attack." "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I cant do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, Ill bleed to death." "Well, then we need a urine sample." "Im sorry officer I cant do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that Ill get really low blood sugar." "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line." "I cant do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because Im too drunk to do that.