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Such Is Life! by philipamase(m) : 4:55 pm On Aug 15, 2019

Wife: Why are you home this early wearing such a long face?
Husband: Had a terrible day, I lost all my colleages today at work.
Wife: What happened?
Husband: There was a fire outbreak down the tunnel and everybody died!
Wife: What a pity! how did you escape?
Husband: It was God. I had stomach upset and went to ease myself.
Wife: O thank God, but I pity their families.
Husband: Its a pity but UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased $10m each!
Wife: What?!!! Ten million what? Chai! honey you didn't do well o. Why are you always absent when God wants to bless us?

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Re: Such Is Life! by Adeayo(m) : 12:16 am On Jan 21, 2020

grin... Lool

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