Food riot by students was averted when the Principal of the school enquired to know the cause of the delay in supply. The stock could only last for a few days, when the Principal directed the new food master who happens to be the Biology Tutor, to give the supplier the list of items needed. The food master instead wrote the Biological names of the items and handed it over to the supplier. The supplier searched for the items for two days without getting any. Like Garri, the food master wrote, Fried Manihot Esculenta, Melon, Citrullus Colocynthis and all the others in like manner.
On discovery, the Principal sent for the supplier and got all those names changed to market ones, meanwhile; the stock was already exhausted.

A lady entered a town-service bus to a destination of N100. She asked the conductor in Oyibo English like, how much do you fare one to alight at the next point? the conductor answered, N1,000.
Lady: what! you de craze?
Conductor: no, the charge na for the grammer, but money na N100.

Hahahaha, see wetin grammar cause