One day na so we they jungle they smoke before we no
Police bus out we begin run I no,No say my guy Elvis still they the jungle ask I say make I go spy waiting they happened, I see my guy they ground they shout victory at last,when I look the person next to am an the police man they shout for help,my guy done use he hear take do soya,u see waity kuo they do.

Before the issue of corona virus started,this was what happen,some place in Lagos people where in a bus going coming from oshadi to mi2,then one of the passengers slines to the one close to him,but the man next could not take it that easy so he shouted at the man the man shout at him back,so they started quarrying, before they could say what was going on both of then started fighting in the bus,so the driver then stop the bus and every one came down from the bus and they were trying to separate them, but one man was inside the bus waiting, when he knew that he can't wait any longer he drove the bus,the passenger and the bus driver started run after the bus.

Today topic is all about a crazy mad man and a fucking rich man,in a small community,one day a madman was passing by a rich man gate when he saw an hilux park by the road side,he draw closer to the car and saw an instruction writing on it,(the instructions go this way 4*4)so the mad man put =16 (which is 4×4=16)when the owner of the car came out from the house and saw what the madman have done,could not say anything but clear it off,the next day the madman came by and repeated it again, continuing, until the owner of the car came and take the car to a motor mechanic and tell them to make the 4×4=16,so they did so,the owner of the car came and took the car home, for some time now the madman have not come by,until one day he was passing by and saw the hilux and when he got close to it he look and saw that they have make it =16 which is (4×4=16) so he shake is head and say good car,ask he wanted to go back, he turn and mark it good.

One day me and my oga we go restaurant go eat after we eat finish my oga come say make I follow an go house ask we they go he come say belle they pain na,he no too tale na he troy one mess,I feel an,na e I tell am say oga slow down I wan come down e say no worry,we still they drive an e mess other one I say oga stop d car,e still they fire d car,na e I vex mess one e come ask we say welder I semen anything, I say oga fire they go ask e they go I mess oga one,na once e stop the car,na e say I fit come down na,before u kill me before my time?

Make I talk this,my mama fowl just get belle,my mama say e wann go powna commote,na e I ask na say they still they pow fowl belle e say no,but the fowl when give na belle na tolotolo

Things are happening in different places,but this one is trending everyone,is just a pastor and is new member,today is Sunday and I need one person to come soul seed today so the pastor said and went for church, it is now 2pm in the afternoon, it is time to close,but he said before we close I want one person to come soul a seed,no one was unable to stand up,he look around and say one one where could soul a seed for god,then one man stand up,immediately the pastor raise a chorus, and the whole church where dance,the young man waited after every thing the pastor give him mic to speak, when the man hold the mic,he said I thank god for today, they where shouting amuch seed are u going to soul,the man say I just receive a call that my landlord is at my place so I am going home. the pastor could not say anything again.

That is good for them

Reports suggests that Borrusia dortmund are willing to sell Jadon Sancho to Chelsea in a player plus cash deal that will see dortmund take chelsea academy sensation Charlie Webster to the signal iduna park. The highly rated midfielder has caught the eyes of the bundesliga side who are looking to follow in the footsteps of Sancho by moving to Germany next season. Chelsea are however planning to offer the 16 year old Charlie Webster his first professional contract next year.

The games are coming thick and fast for the Blues, and Frank Lampard's men must take the next six remaining Premier League fixtures serious, if they are to qualify for next season Champions League.

Chelsea fell to a shock 3-2 defeat to West Ham last week, and the Blues boss Frank Lampard would be making sure his side take maximum points from their next 6 PL fixtures, as the top four battle is now very tight.

Manchester United, Arsenal, Tottenham, and Wolverhampton are all in the battle for a top four finish this season, and with six games to go till the end of the season, Frank Lampard's men must avoid any slip up in other to qualify for next season Champions League.

Next Chelsea six fixtures in the Premier League includes game against Crystal Palace, Norwich, Sheffield United, Liverpool, Manchester United and Wolverhampton, and here we take a look at three games out of this six remaining fixtures that could decide Chelsea Champions League fate.



Here's the 3 remaining PL fixtures out of 6 that will decide Chelsea Champions League fate

Manchester United (A)

Liverpool (A)

Wolverhampton (H)

Bruno Fernandes who recently won player of the month for Manchester United and also a nominee for the EPL player of the month award. He netted a wonderful free kick, and also provided two assists for Mason Greenwood and Anthony Martial respectively as Manchester United trashed Bournemouth 5-2 at Old Trafford.

Bruno Fernandes have been outstanding in his performances since his arrival to Manchester United for Portuguese club Sporting Lisbon. Bruno have contributed to Manchester United more than any Manchester United player since his arrival. And have as well won more man of the match award than any premier league player since his arrival.

Gabriel Magalhaes Close to €27million Arsenal move -



Lille defender Gabriel Magalhaes is reportedly closing in on a €27million Arsenal move according to ESPN sports.



Arsenal Chiefs have been in talks with the defender's representatives and it is now appears as though the London based club are now in pole position to sign Gabriel ahead of rivals Manchester United, with the player said to have chosen to move to the Emirates.



The 22 year old have been recently linked with a move to Everton and AC Milan, but the defender wants a dream move to the Premier league, with the Emirates now looking likely to be his destination, of he leaves the French club this summer.



Meanwhile the player wants to complete the move to quickly as possible, with a move potentially set to materialise in coming days, with United yet to decide whether to move for the defender.



Gabriel will command a fee around €27million up front and €2million, which United have apparently offered on recent days, with reports claiming at the weekend that the Red devils bid was higher than Everton's , that put them at the front queue for the centre back, before Arsenal entered the race.

Arteta Choose Willian over Coutinho -



Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta is keen to strengthen his Arsenal squad following the success of the gunners FA Cup win against rivals Chelsea last weekend, and the Spaniard is said to be closing on former Chelsea winger Willian according to BBC sports.



Arteta is believed to choosing between Willian and Barcelona misfit Coutinho, with the LA Liga club desperate to offload the Brazilian in an effort to raise some much needed Transfer funds.



However, Arsenal can't afford both players with the club announcing on Wednesday that 55 people would be let go, which means they could snub the Barcelona player, even with the option of a season long loan in favour of Willian.



Arsenal director Edu has a good relationship with Kai Joorabchain, Willian and Coutinho's agent and with Chelsea man out of contract at the end of the month, a deal will be straight forward, with the Brazilian winger keen to stay in London and make a short move to the Emirates.



Meanwhile Barcelona's plan to offload Coutinho looks destined to continue .

Mesut Ozil's future at Arsenal could be over -



Arsenal manager Mikel Arteta have made it clear to the German midfielder that he has no future at the club, having left the creative midfielder out of his squad since the Premier league resumed in June.



But with Ozil earning in excess of £300,000 a week at the Emirates, the 31 year old is beyond reach of most clubs and those that could afford him simply don't want a player whose best days are firmly behind him.



Ozil's contract expires at the end of next season, so Arsenal will either have to subsidise a loan or cancel his contract and pay him up. The German has admitted in the past that he is open to a move to United States to play in the MLS ,but won't happen unless he takes huge pay cut , with also a move to Turkey on his cards.