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Re: 3men arrested in Katsina for ''insulting'' President Buhari, Governor Masari by Ade123(m) : 5:37 am On May 02, 2020 |
How can there be some be insulting the leader of a country.
A leader will always be a leader always
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Re: 3men arrested in Katsina for ''insulting'' President Buhari, Governor Masari by Ade123(m) : 5:37 am On May 02, 2020 |
How can there be some be insulting the leader of a country.
A leader will always be a leader always
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Re: 3men arrested in Katsina for ''insulting'' President Buhari, Governor Masari by Ade123(m) : 5:37 am On May 02, 2020 |
How can there be some be insulting the leader of a country.
A leader will always be a leader always
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Re: Don't laugh alone make someone laugh with you too by Ade123(m) : 9:29 am On May 03, 2020 |
Too funny
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Re: Don't laugh alone make someone laugh with you too by Ade123(m) : 9:40 am On May 03, 2020 |
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guys window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry officer I cant do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that Ill have a really bad asthma attack." "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I cant do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, Ill bleed to death." "Well, then we need a urine sample." "Im sorry officer I cant do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that Ill get really low blood sugar." "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line." "I cant do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because Im too drunk to do that.
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Re: Don't laugh alone make someone laugh with you too by Ade123(m) : 9:40 am On May 03, 2020 |
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guys window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry officer I cant do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that Ill have a really bad asthma attack." "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I cant do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, Ill bleed to death." "Well, then we need a urine sample." "Im sorry officer I cant do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that Ill get really low blood sugar." "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line." "I cant do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because Im too drunk to do that.
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Re: Don't laugh alone make someone laugh with you too by Ade123(m) : 9:40 am On May 03, 2020 |
A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up to the guys window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube." The man says, "Sorry officer I cant do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that Ill have a really bad asthma attack." "Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I cant do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, Ill bleed to death." "Well, then we need a urine sample." "Im sorry officer I cant do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that Ill get really low blood sugar." "Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line." "I cant do that, officer." "Why not?" "Because Im too drunk to do that.
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