A house wife called her husband at work from home.
Wife: Hello sweetheart, can you please buy some tubers of yams when coming home?
Husband: But I gave you some money before leaving home.
Wife: Yes I know, but I am weak to go out.
Husband: Ok no problem! Few minutes later, the husband calls back.
Husband: Hello baby, the yam seller is holding my shirt and refuses to let me go, she accuses me of being responsible for her pregnancy!
Wife: Whaat! Give me just a minute, I will soon join you. Moments later,
Wife: Hello sweetheart, I am there but can't see you.
Husband: Good, I didn't go there, just buy the yams and go home!

lol